I took a great picture today that was a punchline for my joke but now I’m completely confused as to which social media platform it’s best meant for.
It’s a cat picture. So, instagram?
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Here we are now, entertain us. (We/Us)
ADHDeanASLWhen two people with resting bitch face lock eyes with one other, that’s glarendipity
Sorry I’ve kept my phone on “dnd” for so long, but I’m still tryna track down Jake Vig.
Sorry I’ve been away from social media — correction: all media — detox thing. But jake_vig contacted me and I’m looking for him and ready to take over the world with our jokes and shit.
Dr. Jack Brown 
Stop calling them shooters. Call them mass-murderers.
Ham on Wry
nevyou ever think about how "frat bro" is redundant
Brosephine WiresSome of you need to use anonymous avis, like cartoons, or photos of really old Victorian dead people. You’re way too hot, and frankly, you have become a distraction. Some of us are here to Learn. We care about Bettering Ourselves Through Education (BeOuTughEdu), like Learning Jokes Through Memorization (LeJokeThroMe); and also How to Do Rude Replies (HotDoRudeR) like “I’m Smarter Than You”, “Arrogant Computer Guy”, and “Mansplaining 101” TYVM
Dare ObasanjoA broken clock fixed by taping a working clock over it is a metaphor for every codebase you’ll encounter in your professional career as a software developer.
MadHatterMommyI have three different things to do and have time to do only one, so I am wasting my time here instead.