I love that this toot could stand on its own without the thread or any explanation or reason… and still make total sense. Solid joke.

A rendering of all the refugees now on Mastodon, those who migrated from that old bird cage, seeking asylum here. Photo taken just prior to their arrival in the New World. #MastodonsOfMastodon #mastodonmigration

I believe this is better suited here. That other site should stick to their own animal family. (But yes we can still share birdies here.)

GMOME GARDEN MASSACRE — LA CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH RAIN.

You guys, I accidentally made Pac-Man ice and yes it totally made my day.

If you wanna buy me an early bday gift, please make it this impractical shiny thing 😘