markymarrow

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the thought "coffee is tea" entered my head unbidden and i had to make the whole alignment chart in order to banish it
I’m pretty sure that there is a special hell for people who feel the need to get a mouse out on the train
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?
Make me BIG 🐂
31.1%
I'd do it, yeah?
8.1%
I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...
11%
It's not for me, no thanks.
36%
Only if I also get a tail etc.
13.8%
Poll ended at .
I've got a tip for the PM that's going to blow his mind. If he thinks about the documents he puts his name to, he'll have to spend less time distancing himself from them.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63qv7lqid2pnk7gumrrcrx4v/post/3mg5aaxxebc2x

Showing the dug how it is done

#caturday #catsOfMastodon #SheepOfMastodon

In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't,' notes the experiment creator

Who knew listening to a banana sounded so good?

Tom's Hardware

"Animated Bokeh" has been on my whiteboard for a long time, and this is the result.

I thought it would just be for cheesy novelty effects, but it also does lightfield manipulation that was cooler than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_2MAgS_pE

Digital Iris

YouTube
I found my hero! 🥰