Amanda Mancino-Williams

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crutunkulous shnunk
This pigeon has buried 7 wealthy husbands who all died under mysterious circumstances.
Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat.
Writing "best fuck of my life" on every ebay seller feedback form.
They’re on the hunt, they’re after you.
There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state

earth: I’m dying

humans: I’m sorry you feel that way

[after leaving willy wonka’s factory]
me:
wife:
me:
wife:
me:
wife: lot of deaths for a to—
me: a LOT of deaths for a tour!
I turned the welcome mat around this morning and went outside for the first time in eight years.
Pals. Tell me: what film do you love because it is majestic in how absolutely garbage it is?