anyway taylor and I are watching SEXBOX

M.A.D.A (make america dongle again) #dongleposting

I was 100% convinced Pauly Shore is the Jersey Shore DJ but yesterday learned that is not the case #paulyd #paulyshore #prolifictooter

bringing this to the academy https://spinningrat.online/

"no, Vegas is Vegas branson" - @reno #vegasbranson #prolifictooter

the time when lacrm tried to order $200 of taco bell and all their computers shut off and then we all hastily filed out the exit while the manager screamed at us like she was being possessed by some kind of demon from taco bell corporate

bringing #goodtobeaminion to the mastodon #goodtobeaminion #prolifictooter

naked ladies get thousands of retoots how many retoots for our boy Chris crust

wow huge welcome to @cassidy hope u can be a #prolifictooter

#diduknow its tootcember... if ur good and toot twice a day ol st mastodon will shimmy down ur chimney and toot into your stocking #prolifictooter #merrytootmas #makingalist #tootingittwice