I was 100% convinced Pauly Shore is the Jersey Shore DJ but yesterday learned that is not the case #paulyd #paulyshore #prolifictooter

"no, Vegas is Vegas branson" - @reno #vegasbranson #prolifictooter

bringing #goodtobeaminion to the mastodon #goodtobeaminion #prolifictooter

turns out, learning swift is not a swift process #prolifictooter

wow huge welcome to @cassidy hope u can be a #prolifictooter

#diduknow its tootcember... if ur good and toot twice a day ol st mastodon will shimmy down ur chimney and toot into your stocking #prolifictooter #merrytootmas #makingalist #tootingittwice