ElfLord

@[email protected]
1.4K Followers
489 Following
33.5K Posts

"The worst shitposter on Mastodon" - @nick

"You made that up, shut up" - @snakeboy

“Disappointment.” - @shadow8t4

she/her

My website: http://www.myspecialprojects.com

ElfLordAug 9, 2021
edward james homosAug 9, 2021
this website is the charlie and the chocolate factory scene where they take the boat in the tunnel. eugen is willy wonka.
ElfLordAug 3, 2021
Davey Aug 3, 2021
my Meyers Briggs is SSRI
ElfLordAug 3, 2021
KyleAug 3, 2021
*fixes wedgie, then turns and smiles at camera. leaps up in the air, gracefully doing 6 backflips before fucking up the landing and proceeding to impale myself on an unfortunately placed upright chopstick*
ElfLordAug 1, 2021
Currently listening to Billy Joel while getting my ass handed to me by Mespirit in pokemon diamond.
ElfLordJul 31, 2021
[email protected]Jul 31, 2021
Me: goes do something else while minecraft is open
My cat in minecraft: mow. mrrow. meo. mao. mraow. mew. mrrr.
ElfLordJul 30, 2021
I'm still slogging through the grind that is pokemon diamond. My party is pretty good?
ElfLordJul 30, 2021
Einstein was right. The universe is pog.
ElfLordJul 30, 2021
Wars are not pog.
ElfLordJul 30, 2021
Currently going poggers.
ElfLordJul 29, 2021
Kinda messed up there's a frozen, dead zubat left somewhere in Mt. Coronet that got fucked up in a battle with me.