One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.

The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.

They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.

They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse."

Hi everyone. Hope you’re enjoying today’s shows. Here is the schedule for tomorrow, Friday 30th May.
All times UK.
If you want to hear the Night Shift, you’ll hear it from 12:00 till 6:00 AM on our music only stream.

Here is what you can hear on the Treehouse Radio stream.
12:00 AM - The Treehouse Collection from the Giant Jukebox.

7:00 AM - The Cutlery Drawer with Bobby.
10:00 AM - All Day Breakfast with Mark, in for Graham.
12:00 PM - The Treehouse Collection from the Giant Jukebox.
3:00 PM - Pop Goes the 80s with Kaz.
5:00 PM - Complex Simplicity with Faraaz.
7:00 PM - The Music Tardis with Darren.
10:00 PM - What’s Your Country Song with Cheryl. #THRadio

I've heard it all now. I'm sure there's a song or two for this somewhere!
A sculpture of a Greggs sausage roll is to be unveiled at Madame Tussauds waxworks museum.

The world-famous attraction has said the pastry-cloaked processed meat cylinder is the first food item to go on display in its own right.

It elevates the snack to the level of a British cultural icon, sitting alongside celebrities such as Shakespeare and David Attenborough.

Greggs said the company sells one million of the rolls every day.

Jo Kinsey is studio manager at the museum and oversees a team of artists responsible for creating and maintaining the lifelike models.

She said the Greggs sausage roll was "synonymous with British culture - we just had to put it in our culture zone".

She added the artists had put in "numerous" hours to capture every detail of the popular menu item.

"We took the process very seriously, making this creation the same way we make all our figures at the attraction," she said.

"We can't wait for guests to be stopped in their tracks at the lifelike sausage roll - just in time for National Sausage Roll Day."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gr7n43p9vo?xtor=AL-71-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_format=link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_medium=social&at_link_id=0237DC2C-3C76-11F0-BD73-AC76B26FED2A&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBCNews&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_link_type=web_link

TIL that there is a village in Mauritania that few people know about due to its remoteness, where 50% of the babies are born blind and nobody seems to know why, other than an old legend.

https://youtu.be/ICA0VVkK-eE?si=-a1TquDUAbwbE7LY&utm_source=MTQxZ
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ky75xs/til_that_there_is_a_village_in_mauritania_that/

TIL that the Basilica, a cannon used to besiege Constantinople, was so powerful that its recoil killed its own operators

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilic_(cannon)
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ky6wk4/til_that_the_basilica_a_cannon_used_to_besiege/