Is Apple using React for the macOS springboard. How are those icons loading so slowly?

Well I hope they supply a hooded gown and such.

I have questions. This is a glorified website.

I got my ass to a Nationwide branch to resolve a credit card issue and now there are two of us in a phone line queue to the credit team XD.

Double check that your sleep paralysis daemon isn’t just a jet lagged 3yo.

That's what I get for laughing at AWS. Responding to client emails and reflecting on the fragility of civilisation.

Sometimes I just want to get hired on the Xcode team, fix the fucking diff view finally and then quit.