Is Apple using React for the macOS springboard. How are those icons loading so slowly?

Well I hope they supply a hooded gown and such.

I have questions. This is a glorified website.

I got my ass to a Nationwide branch to resolve a credit card issue and now there are two of us in a phone line queue to the credit team XD.

Double check that your sleep paralysis daemon isn’t just a jet lagged 3yo.

That's what I get for laughing at AWS. Responding to client emails and reflecting on the fragility of civilisation.

Sometimes I just want to get hired on the Xcode team, fix the fucking diff view finally and then quit.

Paul Hudson broke my Safari.

Some people asked me for directions and it turned out that they were not influencers spreading kindness at all, but regular tourists.