picking a mastodon server to join is easy -- just think of it like you're allying with one of many families in a war-torn medieval land, each with their own histories, feuds, laws, blood rituals

How to Grow Tomatoes from Seeds

drying my penis under the hand dryer but the air shoots up my urethra and I inflate like a balloon

Have you been injured by clouds? You may be entitled to condensation

thanks Sony for this very cursed captcha

it is weird to me when people orient around "what replaces twitter" because well nothing is going to be twitter again, the circumstances that made it what it was are no longer around, largely because of twitter