logo, beaned dad ✅️

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local idiot, content aggravator, professional hobbyist, born to post, he/him/idiot
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Bluesky servers go [extended fart noise]
@siege @jepyang it's all vibes
@siege ahhhhh I can't stop looking at all these random-ass color gradients this is HORRIBLE
@siege the final S also looks disproportionately large even compared to the B it's meant to be scaled to and its color gradient doesn't match any of the other letters oh my god I'm going insane
picking a mastodon server to join is easy -- just think of it like you're allying with one of many families in a war-torn medieval land, each with their own histories, feuds, laws, blood rituals
What, I'm supposed to carry my eggs in a whole bunch of separate baskets? Little special dedicated egg baskets? Fuck off
How to Grow Tomatoes from Seeds
HEP MODS MY GYRE KEEPS WIDENING HELP HELP HEP HELP HEP HEP
drying my penis under the hand dryer but the air shoots up my urethra and I inflate like a balloon

[eating a burrito] this burrito is sending me. it always understands the assignment. it's giving 'beans' and also 'cheese'

[the next day] im in my shitting era