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Going back 1897 to publicly accuse Bram Stoker of queerbaiting until I'm burned as a witch.
There goes all my monies
#poutine #georgetowndc
@continuation I usually do enjoy such things, if only to sit there and pick apart all the differences. I'll have to watch it once I finish the book. Thanks!

"Don't you want a child from your own body?"

No. I prefer them ready-made. Those come with receipts and can be returned.

"I've perfectly seared this filet mignon and gently sat it on parsnip puree with manchego and topped it with a sauce made of unicorn smiles."

Ma'am... I just burnt the crap out of my garlic because I turned around for five seconds to look at what you made. Now YOU owe ME dinner.

Nothing beats watching #cooking shows while eating the dinner you made to keep yourself well and truly humble.

Why do I do this to me?

@billyjoebowers Good! I'm only mad he didn't do a ton more in that same vein. Charles Brockden Brown and Bulwer-Lytton are also amazing!
@billyjoebowers Have you discovered Wilkie Collins yet? He's good for older mystery, often with a spooky twist. Loved Woman in White and The Moonstone! Books for 100-200 years ago is also my happy place.
@davscomur I know! I'm irrationally excited to start that one
If a book person brings home #books and doesn't take a picture for the social media, did they really buy books at all?