Rabbit CohenGoing back 1897 to publicly accuse Bram Stoker of queerbaiting until I'm burned as a witch.
Lissuh
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M. Franklin"Don't you want a child from your own body?"
No. I prefer them ready-made. Those come with receipts and can be returned.
"I've perfectly seared this filet mignon and gently sat it on parsnip puree with manchego and topped it with a sauce made of unicorn smiles."
Ma'am... I just burnt the crap out of my garlic because I turned around for five seconds to look at what you made. Now YOU owe ME dinner.
Nothing beats watching #cooking shows while eating the dinner you made to keep yourself well and truly humble.
Why do I do this to me?
If a book person brings home #books and doesn't take a picture for the social media, did they really buy books at all?
In defense of the rabid goose from yesterday, he had a wife and soon-to-be children. But we were also a ways away from the little lady when he made chase so idk what his problem really was except maybe jealousy of the real sweet limited edition Exorcist Vans I was wearing.
Discovered a new gooseless forested area within walking distance on my walk. This one is full of tiny flowers and inspired a small dance number that was unfortunately witnessed by passersby
The thyme in my #garden has got little bitty flowers coming in. So proud of the little guy. Knew him when he was just a little spout. 🎶Go little rockstar🎶
SPROUT. Little sprout. I can spell, swear on my lyf