Red Herring Bear 

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Just here for the jokes and wordplay. He/he/he. • tfr
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@Free_Press “What kids do” is the new “locker room talk.”
I love that Mastodon has become the Bluesky of Mastodon.
Tell your cat I said *slow blinks*
My thought bubble is a question mark.
Is it Brendan or Brandon or did I just punch you in the face?
Me: *licks your toot on my phone* Exquisite mouthfeel. *boosts and stars*
life’s too short to hold grudges you’ve got to throw them
Taking inventory of my life and claiming a loss
No one:
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@liam you sonofa