Red Herring Bear 

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Just here for the jokes and wordplay. He/he/he. • tfr
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Why isn't their men's line called CuddlDudes?
Who did this
You can drink cerebrospinal fluid now?
Why would anyone make a wooden signpost for a downed tree? I’m stumped.
But only if the waste wants to be petted.
Wait.
This scarf says it's made from 100% alpaca, but I'll bet they just used the wool.
Does anyone else think the Mastodon logo looks like a fist in their notifications? like BAM! Someone boosted you. BAM!
I changed my Netflix username to “lack of a better option,” to make it say this: