CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!
Now Watching: One of my favourite little pieces of parody. Note perfect.
Japan Culture Lab’s “The Japanese Tradition: Sushi” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b75cl4-qRE
See also https://imomus.livejournal.com/311351.html
The whole set is worth watching. All on YouTube, but varying quality.

Well, bitskrieg is public.
While Microsoft "fixed" YellowKey as CVE-2026-45585 (and by "fixed", I mean they have provided manual steps that you can perform if you want to remove autofstx.exe from the WinRE registry BootExecute value), bitskrieg still works on such a system to achieve the same goal (getting access to a TPM-only Bitlocker encrypted disk, without knowing any credentials on the system). Though it requires a second computer, or a device that can communicate on a serial port. VM reproduction requires adding a serial port to the VM. Physical machines can reproduce the same with a supported USB-to-serial device.
[shift] when clicking reboot button)Skip this drive)bcdedit /set ems 1
bcdedit /set emsport 1
cmd[esc]tab-
cmd.exe prompt (over serial) with a decrypted (assuming it's TPM-only) hard disk.I am thinking about moving my selfhosted stuff to #OpenBSD.
Now, the only thing that seems to be missing is Collabora Office that integrates with #nextcloud.
Is there anybody out there running Collabora on #OpenBSD ?
I'm open to any existing alternatives.
Student: “So Elon Musk is a trillionaire?”
Me: “Yup.”
Student: “How did he get that much money?”
Me: “Well, he doesn’t really have a trillion dollars cash. He just owns a lot of stock in companies that are valued at a trillion dollars.”
Student: “So those companies make huge profits?”
Me: “Oh gosh no. They all lose billions of dollars a year. All of them. Huge losses.”
The Economist headline: “Gen Z Mysteriously Hates Capitalism and No One Can Figure Out Why.”
In case you needed one more reason to shake an angry fist at Bezos.
Joseph Mallozzi: Stargate cancelled, for the fourth and likely final time. Creator Martin Gero developed a new Stargate series over two years, ultimately crafting a show that offered...
https://jwz.org/b/yk8M