DM problems: "ohh it's going to be So Cool when they reach this point, I have these artifacts and ocs and plot points-" like pls me can you make... Idk, the first session instead?? The one taking place in five days??? Fml. #DnD

My DM would let it happen then make you regret it. In a Narrow hallway we joked about getting my Rhino Companion to climb so I rolled and got a Nat 20. Now he’s 10 feet above the party and needs to roll another Nat 20 to stay up there or get safely down without crushing us. Guess what we didn’t get to happen a second time .

for years "mods are asleep" has been a joke relic from the forum days but the fediverse brings us to an era where the mods can let you know that they're awake by boosting your "mods are asleep" joke and then you can scold them to go to bed because you know their timezone and this isn't healthy