Lauratellsjokes

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Head of marketing at Verica, the VOID and ProwlerPro. Previously: Tailscale, CircleCI

Standup comic, mom, not a third thing.

This is Peter Barker and it took a week for him but he is settling in nicely.
They don’t prepare you for how much peer pressure was actually just your friends shouting, “peer pressure!”
Who wore it best?
UPDATE: “I know of six critical systems (like ‘serving tweets’ levels of critical) which no longer have any engineers," "There is no longer even a skeleton crew manning the system. It will continue to coast until it runs into something, and then it will stop.”
@AndrewNadeau absolutely slaps
Laying off 90% of your staff and locking them out of your offices a few days before the World cup when you need all-hands to keep the whole thing tipping up is .. a choice

How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide

1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.

Stripe should update its copy and maybe take down the BTX case study.

I’m Laura and this is the third or fourth time I’ve tried to write my #intro. I care about #infosec #devtools and comedy. I tell jokes and learned the hard way there isn’t a way to save a draft post.

I miss San Francisco and am learning to love the PNW.

Excited to build and be a part of the community here.