Have you tried TwinkedIn?

To each their own. It’s a matter of taste ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fun to imagine but not realistic in real world.

“What is your dog barking?”

“Don’t know, it’s a spaniard.”

Alas, there are no true scotsmen

Are you generalizing US education system to be the same in whole western world or are you speaking of western US?

Quite many when used anywhere except in public space.

To put it mildly

Don’t engage the trolls