Lol.

Guess what “kid” is having for dinner for the next month?

What’s for dinner?

Can.

Mmmmm…peas and diced pineapple!
Can we have it in an aspic?
Aspic - Wikipedia

“How should I know? You ripped all them labels off, you tell me?”
Beans, and uh beans?
Fun to imagine but not realistic in real world.

Except I had a very similar experience growing up, so, yea, realistic.

I didn’t remove the labels, but we definitely had “canned surprise” until the unlavlled cans were used up.

I said fun :)