Apparently, you can feel blue and be happy.

You're telling me this moon is made of beavers 

Well actually it is Reply Guy Fawkes night.

I get pedantically mad when someone calls an ape a monkey, but calling a monkey an ape is objectively funny

One always knows when I'm in a better mood by the brightness of my clothing. Rather than my usual full black ensemble, I'm wearing a gaily coloured dark grey tshirt. Just call me Margarita Pracatan. 💃

Hello, dryness, my old friend.
I've come to slather you again.
🧴

I have a wine opener for every room in my house, she said non-alcoholicly