don't mind me

just buying cursed cables

toaster ass looking hdd dock
kitchen scale ass looking computer
one of these is not like the others
poe adapter (cursed)

this is one of the photos of all time

i love the used market

This is the ideal  body. You may not like it, but this is what peak computing looks like.

Edit: Now only if those four SSDs didn't have to share only 4 PCIe lanes among them...

Seriously, this thing comes in Intel N100/N150 and N305/N355 configurations 

Edit: AliExpress links
Left one
Right one
(There are various listings by various sellers for both)

best aliexpress product photo
M.2 
this thing is from outer space and you can't convince me otherwise
(HP T430 thin client)
this is the kind of computing alan turing envisioned
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chaotic good motherboard I/O

(AsRock Z890 Taichi AQUA)

well okay then 

Edit: setting the trigger phrase to
"wakey-wakey eepy puter"

squishy architecture superiority
funky looking BRRRR-apparatus
USB-C SATA add-in card 
i am scared
just to be extra clear, this is a SATA-M.2 card mounted on an M.2->USB-C adapter that's mounted on the power supply board
you ever want to just Daisy chain SATA controllers?
things that make you go "......huh."
the what now
On today's episode of Things That Exist
Finally I can add a motherboard to my motherboard
fascinating
i have ran out of screams so just imagine me screaming internally
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005011840570287.html
@odoben this is peak actually I want one
@Jes I added the link to the post 
@odoben this entire thread is like a wishlist of new cursed things that i now want

@odoben @balloonpup

And lo, the deathdapter evolves…

@Beckydog The BOFH would approve I'm sure
@odoben Oh I do noooootttt like that
@odoben Apply 220v AC your iPhone will definitely not regret 220v AC.
@odoben I have several questions, and I am not sure I want them answered.
@odoben central question: is this a passive adapter or does it contain a controller speaking USB-PD and do I get open 5v, 12v or 20v?
@mxk All of them appear to have 5V written on them and there are separate input and output pieces so it looks very much non-PD 
@odoben that's the boring version I expected πŸ˜…
@mxk Found one that does 5-20V but manually  
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006991524285.html
Typ-C PD QC Trigger 5V ~ 20V Zifferblatt Code Einstellung DC Spannung Power Modul Zifferblatt Einstellung Spannung schnelle Lade Decoy Modul - AliExpress 502

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