Kitty Unpretty

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​ Welcome to unpretty.space, I'm a huge bitch and I'm dumb as hell. I boost every damn thing and write about weird monster dicks. ​

If I didn't want you to boost a post I would have made it followers-only. If you need content warnings you're better off not following because I will never remember to use those when it matters. If you need things tagged, you're better off following me through kittyunpretty.com or unpretty@ao3.
using computers in a normal way (with a kvm to switch from my linux desktop to my docked windows laptop so that i can connect to a container on my nas because kubuntu hates my nas for some reason)
i was fishing on vaporwave planet at night when the waves got choppy and started throwing my exoskiff around, but since the planet has glowing plankton it also made the ocean glow and look really cool. i tried to enter photo mode to take a picture but for some reason the one thing that doesn't pause in photo mode is the water, so it fucking. threw me. except i was still paused because it was photo mode. so i just started slowly floating upwards toward space. i only got a picture near the beginning of this process because after that i started laughing so hard that my wife came running to see what happened. #NoMansSky
gone fishing (in the vaporwave dimension) #NoMansSky
found a vaporwave planet #NoMansSky
@checkervest I saw this meme on bsky yesterday
I've discovered that they are expensive as hell and there's limits to what i will pay to dick around at work
window shopping for kvm switches that will easily let me swap between my work laptop and my personal android tablet
i like my little folding bluetooth keyboard but i would like it even better with a trackball
what i really need is a set of beauty blenders i can stick in the dishwasher. i feel like that would solve a lot of problems for me.
i am still so mad about missing out on the Hello I'm Fifty enamel pin from dropout's pin of the month. it has haunted me for three years now. no one who has one is reselling it, ever. no one is making bootlegs or their own versions. i'm suffering.