Kitty Unpretty

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​ Welcome to unpretty.space, I'm a huge bitch and I'm dumb as hell. I boost every damn thing and write about weird monster dicks. ​

If I didn't want you to boost a post I would have made it followers-only. If you need content warnings you're better off not following because I will never remember to use those when it matters. If you need things tagged, you're better off following me through kittyunpretty.com or unpretty@ao3.
i was fishing on vaporwave planet at night when the waves got choppy and started throwing my exoskiff around, but since the planet has glowing plankton it also made the ocean glow and look really cool. i tried to enter photo mode to take a picture but for some reason the one thing that doesn't pause in photo mode is the water, so it fucking. threw me. except i was still paused because it was photo mode. so i just started slowly floating upwards toward space. i only got a picture near the beginning of this process because after that i started laughing so hard that my wife came running to see what happened. #NoMansSky
gone fishing (in the vaporwave dimension) #NoMansSky
found a vaporwave planet #NoMansSky
the other day i found a moon with storm crystals and lots of scrap and also titan worms, but it turned out it was too close to the planet which had rings so it glitched and the rings ended up on the moon so there was a big white zone where you couldn't see a single fucking thing. i probably would have put another base there if not for The Blindness Zone #NoMansSky
this is the world where i'm planning to put my base btw, i just put a little prefab down for now because i don't have any of the good base building parts yet #NoMansSky
​ i just wanted to fix my ugly bluesky handle but i'm suffering
THIS IS NOT A PIN. YOU MADE AN ENAMEL FRIDGE MAGNET. THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PIN THIS TO.

(i am backing anyway for the 'mini' mothman pin, which is a normal fucking pin)
the ultimate ringing endorsement of pornography from the wife
at some point i really need to get around to figuring out why it does this