Mutant StandardHey, so I'm curious, what do you all think about Mutant Standard right now? What do you want to see more of, or what do you think could be improved? Let me know!
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Yes, Spring! And in the right half of the year for the hemisphere, too! Higest predicted top temperature for this week is 26°C (~79F), and it's supposed to be sunny most of the time.
Daffodils and tulips are blooming, magnolias and sakura are in the process of finishing blooming, the little cherry tree in the back yard just started. Horse chestnuts and linden trees and hornbeam are well into growing their leaves, and oaks are starting and SPRING IS AWESOME
Yes, Spring! And in the right half of the year for the hemisphere, too! Higest predicted top temperature for this week is 26°C (~79F), and it's supposed to be sunny most of the time.
Daffodils and tulips are blooming, magnolias and sakura are in the process of finishing blooming, the little cherry tree in the back yard just started. Horse chestnuts and linden trees and hornbeam are well into growing their leaves, and oaks are starting and SPRING IS AWESOME
We saw my husband's cousin at the playground today and refused to go and say hi for about 25 minutes until he accidentally saw us -.- Hooray for social skills!
But the rest of the day was wonderful with soo much sun, flowers, a huge bowl of pasta for me, and now my kid is sleeping beside me, soft and breathing and still radiating the warmth of spring and adventure.
But the rest of the day was wonderful with soo much sun, flowers, a huge bowl of pasta for me, and now my kid is sleeping beside me, soft and breathing and still radiating the warmth of spring and adventure.
Good morning people! For me it's half past six and it's almost bright outside! It lovelovelove it. May you have wonderful days.
I definitely like sunny Spring weather better than rainy Winter weather.
In our society, you can convince people that your kid is a girl by ONLY giving the kid pink shoes 🤔 My husband had a long conversation today with a guy about our kid (at the playground) and when in the end he asked "what's her name by the way?", he was so nervous (aka socially awkward) he just lied and said: "Lisa" because that was the first girl name he could think of.
5 months as a cyclist in Cologne and my middle fingers got so well trained, they almost developed a free will.
distelfliege 🥝(weird)hey, seeing folks, I'm mostly not boosting toots with pictures in them that have no description.. and sadly I see a lot where there isn't one.
it's easy, just hover your cursor over the picture or tap it and you will see a line with a text:
"describe for the visually impaired". click/tap on this line and enter a short description (or long if you prefer, because it doesn't count towards the text of the toot).
tadaaaa you're done!
Oh people, I must tell how we had a mouse in our apartment for several days and we even bought an expensive mouse trap...but of course the mouse ignored it completely. Then my brother slept in our living room and the next morning he just said: 'Oh by the way, the mouse had crawled in the paper bin at night, so I just put the entire bin on the balcony.'
WHYYY DID WE WASTE 12€ ON THAT TRAP
WHYYY DID WE WASTE 12€ ON THAT TRAP
Me also doing an ultrasound this time...
Patient: Ultrasound got so much better...when I had my daughter, I saw nothing in the pictures!
Me: How old is your daughter?
Patient: 28! And when my niece had her child recently, she even got a 3D ultrasound video record and everything!
Me: And do you love your daughter any less than your niece loves her child?
Patient: Of course not...
Me: You see.
Patient: ...but nonetheless she has not spoken to me in 9 years.
Me: (...)
Patient: Ultrasound got so much better...when I had my daughter, I saw nothing in the pictures!
Me: How old is your daughter?
Patient: 28! And when my niece had her child recently, she even got a 3D ultrasound video record and everything!
Me: And do you love your daughter any less than your niece loves her child?
Patient: Of course not...
Me: You see.
Patient: ...but nonetheless she has not spoken to me in 9 years.
Me: (...)