A man is driving down a deserted highway when he spots a sign:
“Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 10 Miles.”
He shakes it off as his imagination… until he sees another sign:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 5 Miles.
Then another:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - Next Right.
Curiosity wins. He turns in and finds a stone building with a small sign that simply reads:
Sisters of St. Francis.
He rings the bell. A nun opens the door and asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”
He replies, “I saw the signs and was interested in doing erm... business…”
The Nun smiles politely "Very well,” she says. “Please follow me.”
She leads him through twisting hallways until they stop at a door.
“Knock,” she says.
Another nun opens it, holding a tin cup.
“Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hall.”
He happily drops the money in, rushes down the hall, and goes through the door.
CLICK.
The door locks behind him. He’s back in the parking lot, staring at a sign that reads:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU SINNER!
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