Dear Space Karen,
No thanks.

*taps mic* This thing on?

I hope all the cute animal accounts move over here too. #twittermigration

Hello, I’m new here as I exile from Twitter. Trying to learn the ropes and find people to follow. Looking forward to rebuilding and am grateful for an alternative to the crap show on Twitter.

has stephen king landed yet

“I’m worried about crime, so I’m going to vote for the party that will put more guns on the street” is a galaxy brain take

Elon just locked my Twitter acct. I guess not ALL the content moderators were let go? Lol.

Hello Mastodon.

Elon Musk watching everyone have fun on Mastadon after going $40,000,000,000 in debt to own the libs.