Karan J

@karanj
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@asymco/116771155533661512

Ahh shit I better get my new laptop now

TiPhone

Go to Settings ⇾ Privacy ⇾ Apple Intelligence Report ⇾ Export after enabling Siri AI on iOS 27.

Ask Codex to turn the JSON into a web app.

End up with a nice way to visualize Apple system prompts, model used, tokens used, etc.

"Speak the answer as if you had a single breath to do it." 😆

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116727695309124497

Oh hey someone figured out how to simulate my eyesight without glasses

So, the biggest IPO in the history of the world has the vast majority of its future value being created by an AI platform whose only distinction, thus far, is that it is the only one that's generated sexualized imagery of children? And they're going to force it into our 401ks so we're bag-holders for all the assholes who put stupid money into buying Twitter?

Here’s an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of yourwill REALLY appreciate.

It’s so good, I had to make a video.

Perhaps we should take a leaf out of the watchmaker's book and start calling them "complications" instead of "features”.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@asymco/116544684139577727

This is kinda bonkers given Google's history

Excellent news: gas use on Australia's biggest power grid hit a 25 year low in Q1 2026, largely thanks to batteries shifting solar from the middle of the day to the crucial evening peak.

Real world emissions cuts. Actual good news. You are allowed to enjoy it.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-30/renewables-batteries-drive-down-fossil-fuel-use-/106622772