KyleThen they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a monoculture, based on Friends and The Office.”** **But the Lord came down to see the memes and the clips.** **The Lord said, “If as one people they watch the same shows on repeat, then nothing they plan to do will be worth watching.** **Come, let us go down and confuse their culture so they will not understand each other.”** **So the Lord scattered them from Netflix over a dozen streaming sites.
Kevin
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Jesus is my homeboy but the Pope is my boss
Came down the stairs to take the dogs I'm sitting out and locked eyes with the problematic one as he emptied his bladder on the floor
The rosy cheeks are radiation poisoning
🌟 URANIUM FEVER 🌟
☺️ has done and got me down ☺️
🌟 URANIUM FEVER 🌟
☺️ it's spreading all around ☺️
☺️ has done and got me down ☺️
🌟 URANIUM FEVER 🌟
☺️ it's spreading all around ☺️
Half my lawn was mud and weeds while the other half was torn up by critters, so I'm unleashing my mercy upon it and starting over.
Any ideas on what to put in? My default option is wildflowers along the porch and a grass/clover mix on the rest but I feel like I should be more creative
(And don't critique the porch, it's on the list)
I think ghosts must be real or else Jesus would have been like "I can't be a ghost because they're not real" and not "I can't be a ghost because ghosts can't do this thing I can do."
Chris PartridgeAppreciate the creativity ngl