Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a monoculture, based on Friends and The Office.”** **But the Lord came down to see the memes and the clips.** **The Lord said, “If as one people they watch the same shows on repeat, then nothing they plan to do will be worth watching.** **Come, let us go down and confuse their culture so they will not understand each other.”** **So the Lord scattered them from Netflix over a dozen streaming sites.