I think we should make Puritan naming customs cool again. So we can have names like Resistance Jones, and I-Am-Not-Throwing-Away-My-Shot Anderson
I-Will-Face-God-and-Walk-Backwards-Into-Hell Watson
Healthcare-Is-A-Right-Not-A-Privilege Bradford
What-the-Fuck Preston
Y'all-Need-Jesus Henderson
Snape-Was-Not-a-Hero Whitaker
Fuck-It Wentworth




