jr green check

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MOVED to: @jr

still three kids and a guinea pig in a trenchcoat over there too

okay friends i have decided to move to toot dot cat where notifications are called boops you probably saw this coming

plz follow me on @jr

i hope it didn't hurt when i exported you all

okay friends i have decided to move to toot dot cat where notifications are called boops you probably saw this coming

plz follow me on @jr

i hope it didn't hurt when i exported you all

you know how to punctuate don't you...

you just put ellipse together and post...

not to boast, but i always boost boats on the toobs

boats
boast
boost
boots
toobs

"makes you think"

rereading rough drafts of my own writing https://mastodon.network/media/ZIuE3QeaTY-drx2c-2Y

* looks carefully at a friend's new #knuckletats *

T O O M A N Y F I N G E R S

* screams heard in the distance *

friends have we fully explored the usefulness of 'literal' as the first word in a domain

literal.party
literal.club
literal.website
literal.town
literal.horse

i'm sure you're surprised to know i have opinions on cocktail things! well here they are:

- swap the gin for whiskey and you've got a boulevardier! swap it for vodka and you've committed a felony, please turn yourself into your local police station.
- vermouth choice is important pls don't buy martini and rossi!! i like cocchi, but carpano antico is also v good.
- if you're feeling fancy af you can augment/replace the gin with champagne or cava and you've got a negroni sbaglaito 🙃