i'm sure you're surprised to know i have opinions on cocktail things! well here they are:

- swap the gin for whiskey and you've got a boulevardier! swap it for vodka and you've committed a felony, please turn yourself into your local police station.
- vermouth choice is important pls don't buy martini and rossi!! i like cocchi, but carpano antico is also v good.
- if you're feeling fancy af you can augment/replace the gin with champagne or cava and you've got a negroni sbaglaito 🙃