okay friends i have decided to move to toot dot cat where notifications are called boops you probably saw this coming

plz follow me on @jr

i hope it didn't hurt when i exported you all

you know how to punctuate don't you...

you just put ellipse together and post...

boats
boast
boost
boots
toobs

"makes you think"

* looks carefully at a friend's new #knuckletats *

T O O M A N Y F I N G E R S

* screams heard in the distance *