jonsjava

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DevOps Guy

Defender of panhandling rights, father of too many, and husband of one way better than myself.

Site Reliability Architect by day, crime fight by n... No, wait. Just an SRA

Show threadjonsjava1d ago
@Alice what rhymes with "friendly"? WHAT RHYMES WITH "FRIENDLY"?!?!?1?!?ONE?!?
Show threadjonsjava2d ago
@Alice @CosmicTraveler ok, Satan. We "believe" you
jonsjavaMar 11

We are hiring!

Looking for an expert vibe coder. Must be an expert in vibing.

Sending good vibes your way. If you qualify, scan the vibe QR code to apply.

jonsjavaMar 5
This worked way better than it should have
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@RainofTerra oh oh oh! Do port knocking!
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@donni J. Oppenheimer has joined the chat
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@catsalad I felt personally attacked and completely understood
Show threadjonsjavaFeb 26
@ZLabe you can't make me. I have reached my quota of sad for the day.
jonsjavaFeb 26
Workshopping a new cocktail. 100% of the ingredients from Nazi free nations. Calling it Nazi Punch. Will be requesting licensing of this image for the lable.
Show threadjonsjavaFeb 23
@Alice I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.