Alice McFlurry 
Whenever I fly on an airplane, I like to save my snacks and drink cup for the next flight so I can pull them out near the beginning and cause absolute chaos and mutiny by making the other passengers think I somehow received preferential treatment and was served before everyone else.
I’m sorry, @CosmicTraveler. I promise I don’t actually do this. I am honestly very well behaved. I only thought of this dumb joke because I realized I'd saved my snack from the first flight and panicked about the perception of others if I pulled it out before formal snack service on my return flight.
jonsjava@Alice @CosmicTraveler ok, Satan. We "believe" you
The Flight Attendant