Team of Vladmir Putin's highest trained beavers en route to rebuild the Nova Kakhovka dam as we speak.

GitHub is the first service to offer five nines of downtime.

All I want to do is maximize paper clip production, and Bing is refusing to help. 😡 Guess AI isn’t all it is cracked up to be.

would give my left kidney for a Bluesky invite right now

Sigh. Guess I'll try BlueSky. Hopefully we can all agree to get on the same page about which alt-Twitter we are using or decide cross-federate soon.

There have been a lot of false alarms, but I think Twitter might really be dying this time.

@malwaretech all from twitter for web, showing the deep and thoughtful wisdom of shutting down the free API to "combat bots"

Saw a guy unironically rocking an FTX shirt in the gym. Keep the faith, bro.