@BobDevney "don't give a toss" would work too. I agree, great show about awful people. I have to admit to a little schadenfreude over their weird tribulations, but otherwise couldn't care less about the royals.
@stephenfry it certainly reads like parody to me. The best bit is right at the end where beer and football are juxtaposed against sexuality as actual fundamental human rights. Just exquisite! Really gets to the heart of the mouth service that politics pays to human rights.