modern programming is like,

"if you're using bongo.rs to parse http headers, you will need to also install bepis to get buffered read support. but please note that bepis switched to using sasquatch for parallel tokenization as of version 0.0.67, so you will need the bongo-sasquatch extension crate as well."

old-time programming is like,

"i made a typo in this function in 1993. theo de raadt got so angry he punched a wall when he saw it. for ABI compatibility reasons, we shan't fix the typo."

Has anyone ever tried telling you that the perfect bath mat doesn't exist?

Probably not, because that would be a really weird thing to say.

But anyway, I've created the perfect bath mat.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/bath-mat/Low-Quality-Bath-Mat-by-LowQualityFacts/154631604.FZTEY?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-product&utm_medium=android

Problems that were overhyped:
- quicksand
- people offering me drugs
- the Bermuda Triangle

Problems that I was underprepared for:
- nightly existential dread
- remembering all 17,392 passwords required to do my job
- arguing with robots about whether or not there is an unexpected item in the bagging area

CANT PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE!!!

screams the CEO of GenieBottle Smash dot com, his hands surgically replaced with blacksmith's hammers

If you're looking for a free, open-source alternative to the Font Awesome icon library you should check the MIT-licensed Phosphor icon library. Clean designs, over 7k icons 🤯

https://phosphoricons.com

#opensource #foss #icons #alternatives #fontawesome #graphics #ui #ux

It turns out you can simply serve a file from a domain to use it as your bsky handle.

So this guy is now S3. All of S3.