Ever notice how orange juice is actually yellow?

If you ever want a good laugh, watch footage of a rave with the sound off.

@paulgarrard it was a restaurant

How do I know if im in the right #server?

“The Pose” across #London last #summer #bigben

I reference this #meme out loud to myself regularly #memes #thesimpsons

You ever take a wiz in two oceans within 24 hours? Surfed in the #Pacific, took a red eye, let loose in the #Atlantic the following day

@TheDailyBurble granted I’m only a few minutes old, but how are you finding new accounts? The hashtag system seems a bit… underutilized

Not sure if it’s the UX or lack of fascist whackos, but this platform has a very calming atmosphere #iLikeitHere

Most unique bathroom I’d seen in a minute at Cobi’s in #santamonica