Low Quality Facts
I recently learned that Low Quality Facts is the 62nd largest account on Mastodon. I'd love to be number 61, but my archnemesis Jeff Jarvis is standing in my way. Jeff has been a thorn in my side since the day I was born. He has made it his life's mission to destroy me.
Oct 12 at 10:42pmWeb
Show threadEvan BeaverOct 12
@lowqualityfacts Team Jeff here sorry mate
Show threadJigme DatseOct 12
@lowqualityfacts Dang... I don't know who Jeff Jarvis is... Maybe we can get you to be a thorn in his side...

Honestly, do you know who he is?
Show threadApril’s FoolOct 12
@lowqualityfacts ok, I won’t follow Jeff. 
Show threadMr. Bruno Oct 12
@lowqualityfacts Low quality justice for low quality facts! ✊
Show threadclimate voter/degrowthistOct 12
@lowqualityfacts He looks evil.
Show threadFloOoOozies 👻Oct 12
@lowqualityfacts I am called to go and testify on your behalf, raising up an army of supporters.
Show threadChad McCulloughOct 12
@lowqualityfacts 😂
Show threadIPng NetworksOct 12

@lowqualityfacts LQF: users of mastodon.social have significantly more reach because the average Internet user cannot remember words without vowels.

Do it. You know it to be low quality.

Show threadphosphoriousOct 13

@lowqualityfacts

I hate to say it, but the quality of Jeff's facts are slightly lower than. yours.

I realize tat's difficult for you to hear.

Show threadMart7nOct 13
@lowqualityfacts Viva el Jeffe!
Show threadSam KashOct 13
@lowqualityfacts I've always said don't trust Jeff
Show threadTwotiredOct 13
@lowqualityfacts Stay in your lane, Human Jeff!
Show threadHam on WryOct 13

@lowqualityfacts

If I could I’d follow you twice. But I refuse to go social media bot to do so.