Mastodawn

@mcc @dysfun @darkling Vivaldi 7.5.3735.34 (Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/138.0.0.0 Safari/537.36)

@mcc Yup:

@maldr0id Ooh, I know this one, Digimarc!

josef 1d ago

if a single frame EVER takes longer than 17ms to update and render, a log is written, an error is generated, a signal is raised, the debugger is invoked, the core is dumped, the process is killed, the build directory is cleaned, the machine is restarted, an issue is generated, the CI is halted, lunch is over, leave is suspended, pagers are beeped, an outside contractor is emailed, the police are informed, a special enquiry is ordered, a working group is assembled, a meeting of NATO is convened,

Nina Kalinina 3h ago

I think the main reason some people use GenAI for #solarpunk illustrations and stories is that they see it as utopian fiction and not a real goal. I wonder if they see cyberpunk as fiction and not an unfortunate reality of the current era, too?

SPAM

r00t f0lds Team# 258829

4h ago

TFW the concert you're at puts you on hold

r1w1s1 7h ago

🎂 Happy Birthday, Slackware!

On this day in 1993, Patrick Volkerding released Slackware 1.0, the oldest Linux distro still maintained!
Still simple, still solid, still Slackware.

Read the original announcement: https://www.slackware.com/announce/1.0.php

#Slackware #Linux #FOSS #HappyBirthdaySlackware

@xeniac @thomasfuchs That one's not illegal, because it's really two USB devices that are directly connected inside that bulge, so no chance of connecting power pins on two computers together.

@nickdrawthing @thomasfuchs USB spec disallows A-to-A cables, because if you plug both ends to a computer, you'll connect power pins directly together.

@DLink @thomasfuchs Oh, I have one of these, too:

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mirabilos Jul 6

@warandpeas why do they put the feet out from under the blanket? That’s the first thing to be covered normally, both for warmth and so the cat doesn’t hunt toes…

But: 😻 lovely.

rezmason Jul 6

@warandpeas I'd sooner believe in vampires than a cat that makes room for you on the couch 😁

J. R. DePriest

:EA DATA. SF:Jul 6

@warandpeas I honestly love that she is apparently canonically "Slutty Witch" since that's what you call her in Alt-Text.
She is my spirit guide.

Ángel Jul 6

We all are Slutty Witches here, one way or another.

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Michael Vilain Jul 6

@warandpeas So a vampire that insists the carpet matches the drapes is just being a picky eater?

The first time I heard that phrase was, in fact, for a TV Vampire movie. The "elder" vampire had a thing for blondes and asked the procurer this question. It was a very loud LOL moment.

MegatronicThronBanks Jul 6

@warandpeas I f****g love your stuff!