Jeremy C. Shipp

@jeremycshipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
She enjoys trying out new kinds of cheese, singing along to pop music as she travels at the speeds of light, and fluttering through the windows of jerks and transmogrifying their eyelashes into tiny grubs.

My newest creation is Marigold the Cosmic Moth of Destiny. I designed and hand-sewed her, and I hand-embroidered all her stars and planets, so she took forever and a day to create. She has the ability to see into the future, but she enjoys surprises so she never looks.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

Not to brag but I saw two cats yawn simultaneously.
I once saw a CEO on a kiss cam open up a little door in his top hat and release hundreds of angry bees.
I always thought it would be delightful to see a group of dogs playing poker, but when it actually happened in real life, the whole scene was more than a little disconcerting. The dogs had human eyes, and their playing cards were decorated with arcane symbols, and the dogs kept growling my name backwards.
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I always thought it would be delightful to see a group of dogs playing poker, but when it actually happened in real life, the whole scene was more than a little disconcerting. The dogs had human eyes, and their playing cards were decorated with arcane symbols, and the dogs kept growling my name backwards.

Writers and artists: if you'd like, reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.

Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some creators.

To me, the weirdest thing about sports is the giant foam hand you can buy at the games, and it's so big you can crawl into it and enter a world of foam. And there are foam people and foam foods, and everyone warns you not to search for your foam doppelganger because something terrible will happen.
The live-action Disney movies should be remade as animated films, and those should be rebooted as live-action films, and on and on and on until all the characters evolve into crabs.
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My newest creations are these fabric art cosmic ghost charms. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. There's only a 32.2% chance that the ghosts will devour your soul or the contents of your bag.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

They enjoy devouring comets and meteors, vaporizing jerks with the power of their minds, and knitting on a rainy day.

In one of the photos, you can see how large the charms are compared to your average party dog playing card.