Jeremy C. Shipp

@jeremycshipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them

Hey Mastodon! I'm selling signed copies of my new little horror book over at my Big Cartel shop. I have 3 available.

Buying a signed copy from me directly is a lovely way to support my writing.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to swallow those bioluminescent seeds I found in the attic and let them grow into an ectoplasmic garden in my stomach.
What are your five favorite movie musicals?

Would anyone else like to grab one of my creatures while I'm getting packages ready to mail off? I have a few charms and a few creatures left.

All my creations are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

Jeremy Creature

Jeremy Creature
What are your three favorite movies that premiered in 1990

They enjoy devouring comets and meteors, vaporizing jerks with the power of their minds, and knitting on a rainy day.

In one of the photos, you can see how large the charms are compared to your average party dog playing card.

My newest creations are these fabric art cosmic ghost charms. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. There's only a 32.2% chance that the ghosts will devour your soul or the contents of your bag.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

What are your four favorite sci-fi films?
I like browsing antique stores as much as the next old stuff nerd, but don't you find it a little weird how you keep finding that same face in the background of old photographs, no matter what time period the photos are from? Why does the person look somewhat like you but not quite? It's silly.
I hate when I'm ratatouilled by an entire rat king and they can't agree on what they want me to do. Cook a meal, swim in the sewers, summon an eldritch cheese god. Make up your minds, guys.
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My newest creations are these fabric art cosmic ghost earrings. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. There's only a 27.7% chance that the ghosts will float into your head and possess your brain when you wear them.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

The ghosts enjoy tossing pennies into stars, listening to movie podcasts, and organizing craft nights for cryptids.

The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic. In one of the photos, you can see how large the earrings are compared to your average party dog playing card.