jensu

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I like gardening, biodiversity and iNaturalist. And music, I like music. Have two kids who are somehow even weirder than I am.
Languages?Swedish, English (no, da, de)
Pronouns?he/him
Location?Stockholm, Sweden
Indie rock?Just gimme
jensuMay 31, 2022
As per usual a tough last day of the week with the kids; we really get on each other's nerves after a full week, and this one has had a holiday with more time at home than usual, so I think I need to do a #3goodthings:
1. Took a small road trip with 7yo autism boy and grandma – saw so many snails and slugs! And a bunch of spring flowers as well
2. 9yo had super easy maths homework and pretended to be a small child so 7yo could 'help' him
3. Got both kids into the shower without much protest
jensuMay 31, 2022
Erin BeeMay 31, 2022
The lead actor in Avatar was so unremarkable that I've mentally replaced him with Chris Pratt. Any time Avatar comes up, I think "Who was even in that? Sigourney Weaver, Giovanni Ribisi, Zoe Saldana and I only remember that because she was better in Star Trek that year...the main dude was a white guy? I'd remember if it was Jake Gyllenhaal or a Hemsworth...Chris Pratt? That sounds right."
jensuMay 31, 2022
Pau¹lMay 30, 2022

Appearently there are people with penises that don't sit down on toilets. I never thought anyone would do that.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Do-men-really-pee-standing-up-when-they-are-at-home
I'm especially confused by people saying everyone does it and that it has nothing to do with upbringing, but being the natural thing to do.

Do men really pee standing up when they are at home?

Answer (1 of 19): Men (and boys) generally pee standing up no matter where they are. The only time I can think of that I would pee sitting down is when either someone is sleeping nearby or I'm also taking a poop. So, to answer your question, yes, the legends are true. Men usually pee standing up...

Quora
jensuMay 31, 2022
jensuMay 31, 2022
@infernusgoatus Oo, this makes me want to share the Anser × Branta hybrid I saw yesterday!
jensuMay 31, 2022
Self-Soothing Stem BoltMay 18, 2022

mastodon.green for racist policy

https://www.mastodon.green/countries/

https://www.mastodon.green/language/

#fediblock

Countries – Mastodon.green

jensuMay 31, 2022
This is a monster of a song – it perfectly fits my current mood of frustration, but it also feels perfect when I'm on top of the world, my teeth are sharp and everything feels great. I'm very grateful to @helenb for adding it to our common playlist ❤
https://open.spotify.com/track/1kJYmG59kwtbs2rvkqpzB6?si=8t1i6OXHRruyVIGximY_Gg
Looking for Knives

DYAN · Song · 2016

Spotify
jensuMay 31, 2022
So my 7yo with autism has a thing for reenacting things he saw on Youtube over and over. The latest fad is yelling "THIS BEE IS GONNA STING ME IN THE BALLS!" over and over again... 😳
jensuMay 31, 2022
Captain, it's WednesdayMay 31, 2022
What a week, huh?
jensuMay 31, 2022
Show threadKhurram Wadee ✅May 29, 2022

Somebody just informed me that the scent is called "petrichor".

From #Wikipedia:
Petrichor (/ˈpɛtrɪˌkɔːr/)[1] is the earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry soil. The word is constructed from Ancient Greek πέτρα (pétra) 'rock', or πέτρος (pétros) 'stone', and ἰχώρ (ikhṓr), the ethereal fluid that is the blood of the gods in Greek mythology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor

Petrichor - Wikipedia

jensuMay 31, 2022
Day two at home with the 7yo, who has an inexplicable mini-holiday from school. I have a headache, rain is pouring down and I don't know what to cook for lunch.