Erin Bee
The lead actor in Avatar was so unremarkable that I've mentally replaced him with Chris Pratt. Any time Avatar comes up, I think "Who was even in that? Sigourney Weaver, Giovanni Ribisi, Zoe Saldana and I only remember that because she was better in Star Trek that year...the main dude was a white guy? I'd remember if it was Jake Gyllenhaal or a Hemsworth...Chris Pratt? That sounds right."
May 31, 2022 at 8:32pmWeb
Show threadtech? no! man, see...May 31, 2022
@erinbee ..."wait, there was a lead actor in Avatar?"
Show threadjensuMay 31, 2022
@technomancy @erinbee My first thought too
Show threadErin BeeMay 31, 2022
@jensu @technomancy "There was acting in Avatar?"
Show threadtech? no! man, see...May 31, 2022
@erinbee @[email protected] if they're really going thru with an avatar sequel they're going to have to spend at least 15m on a recap of the first film because absolutely no one remembers anything beyond "dances with wolves but it's blue aliens"
Show threadDigital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽May 31, 2022
@erinbee The MC of Avatar was Papyrus.
Show threadErin BeeMay 31, 2022
@mdhughes From emails that are too important to send in Comic Sans, to a multibillion dollar film franchise: a meteoric rise to stardom
Show threadSteffen VoßMay 31, 2022
@erinbee Wasn't he animated?
Show threadErin BeeMay 31, 2022
@kaffeeringe Partially, but someone had to do the voice and show up as a meathead
Show threadSteffen VoßMay 31, 2022
@erinbee Meathead! So the movie isn't vegan? 😄
Show threadJPMay 31, 2022
@erinbee Vat-Grown Chris #00731449-Z