Chris Farris 

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Cloud Security nerd | AWS Security Hero | @fwdcloudsec Organizer | Warning: Snark ahead | @jcfarris on the bird site
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Chris Farris 1d ago
Show threadMark 🇨🇦💪2d ago
@hacks4pancakes I do my best to avoid any conferences in America where possible. And if I do go, I always have my passport with me in case "papers please." Nice place, great people. The best people. Freedom like you've never seen before. (edit: and I'm not even a targeted demo, so I can only imagine the anxiety and fear of someone who is part of a marginalized group) FFS people, have your conferences in a proper country like Canada.
Chris Farris 6d ago
We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.
Show threadChris Farris Dec 19
@adamshostack At this point I'm not categorically opposed to regime change from China.
Chris Farris Dec 19
@jalefkowit OMG can we get their stupid speedy bits poem to go viral on there?
Chris Farris Dec 17
Daniel MolkentinDec 16
I am not sure if everyone who is outraged by the insane rise in RAM pricing understands that this is solely because a billionaire bought 40% of all memory chip production. Not because he needs it, just to oust the competition. And the entire IT sector, and all private PC owners, have been taken prisoners in the process.
Show threadChris Farris Oct 23
@Viss uh... 67?
Chris Farris Oct 23
lorax b. horne  🍉Oct 23
Yikes. Apple complying in advance with the technofascists? "Any user who updates to iOS 26 and subsequently restarts their device will inadvertently erase all evidence of older Pegasus and Predator detections that might have been present in their shutdown.log." https://iverify.io/blog/key-iocs-for-pegasus-and-predator-spyware-cleaned-with-ios-26-update
Key IOCs for Pegasus and Predator Spyware Cleaned With iOS 26 Update

iOS 26 changes how shutdown logs are handled, erasing key evidence of Pegasus and Predator spyware, creating new challenges for forensic investigators

Chris Farris Oct 10
Given that we elected a Groomer as president, can we go back to when it was acceptable to have sprint and backlog grooming sessions?
Show threadChris Farris Oct 8

@hacks4pancakes @http_error_418

Back in my day, I got into security from a whistle I found in my cereal box. I don't see why kids these days are complaining. Probably the avocado toast.

(Narrator: I'm not _that_ old, but my path was about as relevant as Draper's to today's infosec).

Show threadChris Farris Jul 14, 2025
@zackwhittaker When I heard Elmo's account was tweeting racist stuff, I assumed it was Elon, not the muppet.