Days?? They'll find glitter in their underwear 5 YEARS from now!

Also, please tell me this is true.

EDIT: a lot of people rejecting this because glitter is not eco-friendly, so I'm adding a link to biodegradable glitter. I'm sure other companies make such a thing.
https://fizzfairy.ca/collections/bio-glitter

ht: @PhoenixSerenity !! Also see her comments on this thread, she's done this before & has great ideas!

Edit2: also, feed your fucking mental health and just laugh without analysis once in awhile!

"Mi hermano/a/e de Cristo"
→ asume género del oyente
→ expresión inglesa, suena raro en español
→ asume fe religiosa

"Alma de cántaro"
→ aplicable a todo el mundo, incluyendo mascotas y plantas
→ expresión perfectamente autóctona
→ ¿es tener alma una cuestión religiosa? No lo sé del todo pero al menos no es exclusivo de una sola religión