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Very much in love with
@[email protected] :3

(also, since mastodon users can't see the misskey birthday field: i'm 27)

Also I feel like this shouldn't need to be said, but if you're a minor, feel free to follow/interact, but please, please don't interact with my horny posts?

If i sent you another follow request after you denied one, i probably forgot i sent the one before, sorry ​
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every society have 3 classes of people:

  • those who do takeout deliveries
  • those who receive takeout deliveries
  • those who don’t know how takeaway delivery works
Waf waf waf waf waf waf meow waf waf waf waf woof waf squeak waf waf
why is /tmp screaming

just found out the vatican used to name their nameservers after the archangels, having had `michael.vatican.va`, `gabriel.vatican.va` and `raphael.vatican.va`; as well as having other servers named after the apostles

this goes kinda hard as a naming scheme, i can't even lie

Anubis has a pretty solid business strategy:

1) Release open source software for free
2) Add catgirl branding
3) Charge companies to remove catgirl branding

https://anubis.techaro.lol/docs/admin/botstopper

Making sure you're not a bot!

one time i was buying a collar while wearing a collar and an employee came over to the self checkout to ask what kind of dog i had and i just looked at them and said "i dont, its for me"
A nearby town temporarily has free parking everywhere because the payment system currently redirects to a porn site
Truly incredible
sex for the purpose of procreation is degenerate, disgusting and should be outlawed. when i’m in power, only sex for pleasure will be permitted
shit it's over
@kuriko i think the second one is called linkedin